Well, it should at least be a conversation starter.
"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
Sam: A job? Does it pay?
Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.
Is it me or does that look like a disheveled Al Franken?
The horse or the human?
Originally Posted by Mike Matson
Will this impress my next date?
Maybe if it were a Unicorn...
"When life gives you scurvy, make lemonade."