The Chronicle of the Horse
MagazineNewsHorse SportsHorse CareCOTH StoreVoicesThe Chronicle UntackedDirectoriesMarketplaceDates & Results
 
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 56
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep. 8, 2006
    Location
    WNY
    Posts
    5,680

    Default Butt plugs and jock straps?!?!??

    Horze is selling a product called filly suspension, which is described as a "butt plug for the fillies who tend to suck in air".

    They also sell a product called male suspension, which they describe as "a stud support".

    WHAT? Are they serious?? I don't know, maybe stallions do get uncomfortable sometimes with everything down there bouncing around? But has anyone ever ridden a mare and thought "gee, I sure wish I could get a butt plug to stop my mare's queefing"?? I'm pretty sure the answer is a resounding no! (And yes, I understand the anatomic differences involved in butt plugs versus queefing.)
    Against My Better Judgement: A blog about my new FLF OTTB
    Do not buy a Volkswagen. I did and I regret it.
    VW sucks.


    10 members found this post helpful.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar. 15, 2013
    Posts
    207

    Default



    4 members found this post helpful.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Dec. 4, 2005
    Location
    washington state
    Posts
    9,263

    Default

    Wait. Is it a butt plug or a hoohoo plug?

    'Cause that is a huge size difference.
    The Knotted Pony

    Proud and upstanding member of the Snort and Blow Clique.


    7 members found this post helpful.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Feb. 6, 2007
    Posts
    2,930

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by amastrike View Post
    Horze is selling a product called filly suspension, which is described as a "butt plug for the fillies who tend to suck in air".

    They also sell a product called male suspension, which they describe as "a stud support".

    WHAT? Are they serious?? I don't know, maybe stallions do get uncomfortable sometimes with everything down there bouncing around? But has anyone ever ridden a mare and thought "gee, I sure wish I could get a butt plug to stop my mare's queefing"?? I'm pretty sure the answer is a resounding no! (And yes, I understand the anatomic differences involved in butt plugs versus queefing.)
    And I just died!


    6 members found this post helpful.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Dec. 4, 2005
    Location
    washington state
    Posts
    9,263

    Default

    We are going to be needing an explanation!
    The Knotted Pony

    Proud and upstanding member of the Snort and Blow Clique.



  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep. 8, 2006
    Location
    WNY
    Posts
    5,680

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by twotrudoc View Post
    Wait. Is it a butt plug or a hoohoo plug?

    'Cause that is a huge size difference.
    I would assume a hoohoo plug, otherwise there would be a butt plug on the stallion support system.. Perhaps you should call or email them for clarification?
    Against My Better Judgement: A blog about my new FLF OTTB
    Do not buy a Volkswagen. I did and I regret it.
    VW sucks.


    3 members found this post helpful.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Oct. 26, 2007
    Location
    San Jose, Ca
    Posts
    5,557

    Default

    Oh My!

    I have heard of "male support" apparently some stallions have issues with "the boys" swinging around too much and affecting performance.

    As for the filly device - umm interesting name, but I have heard of mares with windsucking problems - never heard of a possible solution like this though!
    APPSOLUTE CHOCKLATE - Photo by Kathy Colman


    1 members found this post helpful.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Dec. 4, 2005
    Location
    washington state
    Posts
    9,263

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by amastrike View Post
    I would assume a hoohoo plug, otherwise there would be a butt plug on the stallion support system.. Perhaps you should call or email them for clarification?
    Should I record the call? For, you know, clarity?
    The Knotted Pony

    Proud and upstanding member of the Snort and Blow Clique.


    22 members found this post helpful.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Aug. 12, 2013
    Posts
    137

    Default

    Has anyone looked at how POINTY the 'plug' is? Holy crap!
    Two things will survive the apocalypse; cockroaches and German leather saddles. I'm pretty certain that the German saddles will outlast the cockroaches.


    5 members found this post helpful.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Sep. 8, 2006
    Location
    WNY
    Posts
    5,680

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by twotrudoc View Post
    Should I record the call? For, you know, clarity?
    Excellent idea! You don't want confusion later about which hole the plug goes in!
    Against My Better Judgement: A blog about my new FLF OTTB
    Do not buy a Volkswagen. I did and I regret it.
    VW sucks.


    4 members found this post helpful.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    May. 4, 2003
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    14,778

    Default

    A few years ago someone posted a picture of a show jumping stallion wearing a jock strap contraption....I learn all this stuff from COTH, but could never find it now.
    Proud member of People Who Hate to Kill Wildlife clique


    3 members found this post helpful.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Mar. 15, 2013
    Posts
    207

    Default

    looking at the filly plug closer, are we sure it is not some sort of dildo for fillies?


    we can call it The Black Stallion Performance Enhancer


    12 members found this post helpful.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Apr. 10, 2014
    Posts
    429

    Default

    Why do these products have no reviews!!!


    13 members found this post helpful.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Dec. 4, 2005
    Location
    washington state
    Posts
    9,263

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by emipou View Post
    Why do these products have no reviews!!!
    Ahahahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    The Knotted Pony

    Proud and upstanding member of the Snort and Blow Clique.


    5 members found this post helpful.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Oct. 26, 2007
    Location
    San Jose, Ca
    Posts
    5,557

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Synthesis View Post
    Has anyone looked at how POINTY the 'plug' is? Holy crap!
    I think you are looking at the end that is supposed to buckle to a crupper strap. The "plug" looks like half of a ping pong ball with a rubber strip extending from it.

    Still doesn't look particularly comfortable - and I am not sure it would solve a windsucking issue
    APPSOLUTE CHOCKLATE - Photo by Kathy Colman


    1 members found this post helpful.

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Dec. 4, 2005
    Location
    washington state
    Posts
    9,263

    Default

    Okay, I thought windsucking was akin to cribbing, when they grab wood and inhale in a gasp?

    What is this windsucking through the hoohoo or booty hole?
    The Knotted Pony

    Proud and upstanding member of the Snort and Blow Clique.


    6 members found this post helpful.

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Aug. 19, 2012
    Location
    PA
    Posts
    407

    Default

    I can only imagine what a member of the general (non-horsey) public would have to say about this!

    I wonder if they are shipped in "discreet, plain brown packaging"


    19 members found this post helpful.

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Sep. 8, 2006
    Location
    WNY
    Posts
    5,680

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by twotrudoc View Post
    What is this windsucking through the hoohoo or booty hole?
    It's through the hoohoo. I guess maybe it's sort of like sheath noises male horses sometimes make? I've never heard it, but apparently equine queefing is a big problem.
    Against My Better Judgement: A blog about my new FLF OTTB
    Do not buy a Volkswagen. I did and I regret it.
    VW sucks.


    8 members found this post helpful.

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Jan. 4, 2011
    Location
    Englandshire
    Posts
    600

    Default

    I'm just sat here wondering what you were searching for that you found these


    16 members found this post helpful.

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Jan. 4, 2007
    Location
    TX
    Posts
    42,459

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by twotrudoc View Post
    Okay, I thought windsucking was akin to cribbing, when they grab wood and inhale in a gasp?

    What is this windsucking through the hoohoo or booty hole?
    In mares it is similar to gelding's noises and may cause uterine infections.
    Some race mares with that problem were sutured with a short Caslick procedure and that helped.
    I think it is rather rare in mares, definitely not as common as the gelding noise.


    2 members found this post helpful.

Similar Threads

  1. Ear Plugs- What am I Doing Wrong???
    By circus peanuts in forum Hunter/Jumper
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: Apr. 10, 2013, 09:27 PM
  2. Ear Plugs or ??
    By Tiger Horse in forum Dressage
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: Mar. 22, 2010, 06:10 PM
  3. Chest/butt straps vs bars???
    By Inuktik in forum Off Course
    Replies: 24
    Last Post: Jan. 28, 2010, 10:47 AM
  4. Replies: 12
    Last Post: Nov. 15, 2008, 12:56 AM
  5. EAR PLUGS ?
    By Laura Reed in forum Favorites
    Replies: 93
    Last Post: Apr. 15, 2000, 11:07 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •