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    Default Cake Wrecks for the Equestrian

    Thanks to Bird4416 who turned me onto www.cakewrecks.com

    Today, the barfiest Horse Cake has been revealed and I could not keep it to myself:

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/...l-payback.html



    Please, don't do this to your children.
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.


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    Holy crap, I thought it was a T-Rex!

    I know ponies are evil, but they generally don't look carnivorous!
    The plural of anecdote is not data.


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    Oh my GAWD that is a hideous pony. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE TEETH?!?
    Charlie Brown (1994 bay TB X gelding)
    White Star (2004 grey TB gelding)

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    I *love* the cake wrecks blog!

    At first glance, the horse cake looks more like a dinosaur!


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    That's just frightening! The poor bday kid!
    I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry


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    Are they sure that's supposed to be a pony and not a dragon or something? Because if it's meant to be any kind of equid, cake decorating FAIL.


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    That's clearly a dinosaur with roses around its neck. No question. Someone's gonna have bad dreams!


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    T-Rex wins the Kentucky Derby?
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.


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    Which reminds me... WHERE'S THE SILVER CAKE??????
    Nudging "Almost Heaven" a little closer still...
    http://www.wvhorsetrainer.com


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    Of all times for FHOTD to close shop. That monstrosity is surely the product of a backyard breeder.


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    'godfather' tribute, perhaps? but i agree, it's not a horse...


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    But it's on SALE! Only 8.99! Save 5.99!

    Seriously, that was truly scary. Now I'm gonna have nightmares!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLDM View Post
    But it's on SALE! Only 8.99! Save 5.99!
    My thoughts exactly!

    And I find Elmo creepy even before his proportions are mangled on a cake.



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    definately The Godfather
    Nothing says "I love you" like a tractor. (Clydejumper)

    The reports states, “Elizabeth reported that she accidently put down this pony, ........, at the show.”


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    That's the result of a breeding between Mr. Ed and Godzilla.
    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.


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    Gee and I thought it looked like a goat!



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    EeeeeWwwww!!!!

    Okay...I might be able to get past the horrible teeth, but that eye, that hideous picasso-esque turquoise eye

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    Chocomare - thanks for the link!
    I think I just wet myself a bit reading the comments on the blog
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    My guess is that the person who decorated that cake is someone who got bitten by a horse the one time they had contact with one.
    "One person's cowboy is another person's blooming idiot" -- katarine

    Spay and neuter. Please.


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    You got to see the one on this page. I think the vet bills would be out of this world

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html
    My life motto now is "You can't fix stupid!"

    Are you going to cowboy up, or lie there and bleed



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    Quote Originally Posted by Eleanor View Post
    You got to see the one on this page. I think the vet bills would be out of this world

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html
    hmmph!
    Obviously you are not familiar with Rare Breeds.
    That is definitely a BashCake Curly
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