"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier
Yeah, right. If it's live, where did they hide the guitarist? (Not the only giveaway.)
They're not miniatures, they're concentrates.
Born tongue-in-cheek and foot-in-mouth
That was some piano playing with gusto.
The horses, well, they were doing their own thing, not exactly quite with the music, I don't think.