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  1. #1
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    He hasn't posted in a while. Is he off surfing, dude?

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    [This message was edited by Portia on Jun. 30, 2003 at 02:11 PM.]



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    He hasn't posted in a while. Is he off surfing, dude?

    [Edited title to alert to recipes] http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...icon_smile.gif

    [This message was edited by Portia on Jun. 30, 2003 at 02:11 PM.]



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    Probably ... I hear it is actually very hot at his howse this week, so the beach would be a good place!
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    I hear he found someplace with air conditioning, a margarita machine, a good stereo system, and a 60 inch flat screen TV, and he ain't coming out till temps are back down to the mid-80's. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...on_biggrin.gif

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  5. #5
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    Oh, I hope his new digs have an ice cream machine too. He has wanted one for a long time! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...icon_smile.gif

    "The power of acute observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
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    I hope he doesn't miss all of OT day! I'd sure like to hear his views on some of these topics!

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    I bet he found some hot new filly to chase.

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    I hear he went to virginia. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif

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    Oh the ingrate. Haffing ein flingen while his mother is off in England wrastling with a PP at Sir Pauls concert.

    Son son son, you are pushing the envelope sometimes.

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    Oh. My. God.

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    OMGiH!!! I haff forgetted that this wot it haff beed Off Topic Day. This it be wrong, this it be wrong!

    Mein selve I haff beed mit mein nose glued in der neues buch wot it be by Jilly Cooper, it be called Pandora und I haff borrowed it von mein modder Coreene (I loff her). I haff readed it for like two days. Finally it haff getted hot here und then, voila, there I beed mit mein nose sticked into das buch.

    I don't nott to haff getted mein ice-cream maker yet aber I haff beed making apfel slushes mit vodka und they be verrie wunnerful.

    For der next zwei dagen there be dressage show at mein howse. They haff sayed to me, "Willem, we want you to do der Grand Prix Special," und I haff sayed to them that if I just walk into der ring I haff all ready winned mit score von like almost ein hunnert. Like one time wenn I beed doing piaffe to Oye Como Va der judges they haff wanted to giff me like 80 in stead off 10 becose it haff beed so perfecto und ein originale interpretation von piaffe.

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    Willem;

    I haft die computer und I haft to be telling you..... I loff you


    xoxoxoxoxo

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    A new Jilly Cooper

    The perfecto summer trashy read.

    Though you have to read the new Harry Potter too, there are new magical "horses" Not the ones that only eat single malt scotch, different ones.

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    Nein, keiner Harry Potter. I don't nott to read books wot they be a-bout fantasy stuff. I haff readed lawyer thrillers aber mostly I don't nott to read unless it be things like de Hoefslag und Vanity Fair. I loff reading Christopher Hitchens und Dominick Dunne, they haff mannie opinions like wot I haff mein selve.

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    I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.
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    I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.



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    Willem
    will der modder coreen whom you loff be lunching (cocktails) dis weekend or perhaps chowing on fish tacos from wahoo und peeking at der underage fleshmen while der show is proceeding? und would she like company?



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    Ah Willem -

    Ich liebe dich auch! Du bist mein Held. http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c.../icon_wink.gif
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    Okay, I cant stand not to ask any more!!! I get such a kick out of reading about Willem and his posts, yet have no idea who he is!! So, does the boy have a website or any one have a picture of this fine boy I keep hearing such great things about? I am dying in suspense here! http://chronicleforums.com/groupee_c...icon_smile.gif

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    www.loffwillem.com

    Willem's modder Coreene, who he LOFFS is working to help him with his new site. His pic was in COTH alone with Coreene (he loffs her) last fall.

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    Mein modder Coreene (I loff her), she say she be coming to der stables tomorrow in der a.m. at like 6:30 becose she haff to do some thing there und then she be watching der hunters until der dressage wot it be starting.

    She haff watched it for like uno minuto this morgen und she want to know if you haff seed der pintoe wot he looked like he beed part Tinker. There beed ein big dark gray alzo wot his name I think it haff beed Mack Truck becose he haff beed so giganto I think he beed ein Oirish Harse mit steroids.

    I haff beed verrie happie today becose mein friend wot his name it be Ace und he be in schwarz Morgan he haff goed in der show und it haff beed his first dressage show. He comed out in Drei Level und he haff doed 65%. This wot it beed verrie nice for him. I hop it means he haff getted extra karroten, mebbe he share some mit me.

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    I haff sayed this be fore, I be ein German horse und this it be straight from mein mouth.



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    Willem, you must let us know if you get an ice-cream machine, because I have two fabulous recipies for green apple ice cream & green apple sorbet.

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