A collection of any of the number of things that get said while riding at my farm on any given day:
Dude. Dude. Dude. DUDE.
Listen: I'm sorry. I really am. But this is the hand you were dealt. This is how it's going to be. The sooner you accept this, the sooner I put you back in your field and give you a cookie.
By all means, keep whining. But the only person making your life hard right now is you.
My right leg is not. coming. off. Get used to it.