When producers at The Colbert Report decided that host Stephen Colbert should take a lesson in dressage—part of highlighting his “sport of the summer”—they gave the U.S. Equestrian Federation a call. The USEF had just one recommendation for the perfect trainer: Michael Barisone. He had the qualifications—and the right personality.
“USEF called and asked if I wanted to do it,” said Barisone, who was the travelling alternate for the 2008 Olympic Games in Hong Kong. “I said, ‘Sure.’ I thought the whole thing was fantastic. If you’ve been watching the network coverage of the Olympics, you’ve seen swimming, gymnastics, beach volleyball, but dressage doesn’t get any national exposure really. This has been the biggest thing to happen to dressage in probably 50 years. I thought, ‘Great. Bring it on.’ ”
Colbert chose dressage as his sport of the summer thanks to Rafalca, an Olympic contender partially owned by Ann Romney, wife of presumptive Republican presidential nominee, Mitt Romney. Producers set up several phone meetings and came out to Long Valley, N.J., for two site visits. Then they set the date for the lesson and for filming.
“We have a big operation with lots of amateur clients, 25 or 30 people come to ride their horses every day,” said Barisone. “They all got wind of the taping and wanted to come. We would have had 400 people there by the time everyone heard about it, so we had to tell all the clients—who were awesome about it—that the barn had to be closed on that Saturday. The first Colbert producer rolled in at 8 a.m., and she didn’t roll out until 6:30 p.m.”
For his new student, Barisone had to select the perfect horse. He chose Conchita, a 16-year-old Hanoverian (Condor M—SPS Argrandess, Argentan) mare owned by Mike Oyson.
“This horse is the most wonderful jewel of a horse on the face of this earth,” said Barisone. “She has no ego and no temper, and she’s kind. I asked Mike about using her, and he said, ‘That would be great.’ I don’t know another horse who would have done what she did.”
Though Colbert—who rode in a shadbelly, helmet, breeches and boots sent to him by SmartPak—had only ridden a few times as a child, he quickly got into the groove and tricked some viewers into thinking he’d been taking lessons previously. When Conchita briefly spooked because of the cameras and light-reflecting umbrellas, he sat it out. Colbert even got to ride a few moments of piaffe while Barisone encouraged Conchita from the ground.
“The producer said, ‘Everything Stephen Colbert does, he’s good at. He’s a natural at everything.’ He got right on, and his hands were up and his heels were down. He sat up nicely. I told him if he came four times that I could teach him to walk, trot and canter. He’s clearly a brilliant guy,” said Barisone.
Almost eight hours of filming was condensed to two nearly seven-minute pieces that ran July 30 and 31 on Comedy Central.
Colbert wanted all the footage to run before Rafalca cantered down centerline at the Olympic Games, and Barisone had no idea what the finished product would look like.
“We were blown away when we watched it,” he said. “They could have spun this any way they wanted. They could have made everyone look like dummies, but it was light, and it was funny and interesting, and it made everyone involved look really good. Stephen looked like he had some skill at being able to do this. It made me look like a real professional, and they made the farm look great. If they were going to paint a picture of dressage within the bounds of a comedy show, they couldn’t have done a better job.”